My Thoughts on The First Episode of Jersey Shore.

I can't lie, I'm emotionally attached to Jersey Shore. Maybe it's because I'm addicted to trashy tv, or maybe it's because I can relate to Sammi and Ronnie, or maybe just because it's something I'm used to. But, whatever it is, it got me. So you can only imagine my excitement for tonight's premiere episode of Jersey Shore in Italy. To be honest, I didn't know how I was going to feel about them being in a foreign country, where no one else really speaks english. But, I'm not really that mad at it. However, there are a few things I need to address:

1. Snooki's weight loss: Can someone PLEASE find out how she did it, because I need to lose weight and I just can't. I really hope she did it in a healthy way, but I think she did because in tonight's episode you can see that she obv works out. 

2. JWoww's face: Did she get work done, or is it just because she's lost weight too? And speaking of her losing weight, I'm gonna need her to eat about 15 cheeseburgers. AND I'm gonna need her to not do anything else to her boob's because they are TOO big for her tiny little frame now.

3. Sammi and Ronnie: Let's face it, they're gonna end up together, and to be honest I'm not mad at that. Idk why I'm so emotionally attached to their situation, but I really want to see them be able to be together but be happy and involved with everyone else too. Ronnie looks SUPER handsome this season, but I think Sammi is gorgeous either way. I'm pulling for them to be back together, but happy.

4. Umm... Mike and Snooki??? Mike is too much of a little girl for me, the more and more I see him, the more I feel like spitting in his face. But, do you think they really hooked up?? I wonder. The truth shall always come to the light. 

5. DEENA: WHAT THE FUCK. Deena, WHY?! On the first night, you needed to make an ass of yourself? That kiss BARELY qualified as a kiss, it was more like some type of animal interaction that was scary and just plain gross, and hard to watch. 

Needless to say, I'm already excited for next Thursday, and I can't wait to see what's gonna happen with Ronnie and Mike. Woohoo #teamJS.